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Juan Sevo

In the end, no one cares

The hardest lesson to learn is that in the end, you’re on your own and if you’re truly in a path to do your own thing an be you there is…

Feb 3, 2022

Feb 3, 2022

You’re Not Fucking “Old”

“We’re getting old”…..I fucking here this far too much from friends who’re talking like we’re in our rocking chairs slamming Ensures like…

Dec 13, 2021

You’re Not Fucking “Old”

Dec 13, 2021

Breakfast Served at 6am

Breakfast is a meal I skipped for a good chunk of my adult life. Let’s just say my idea of making breafast involved keeping a box of rice…

Dec 10, 2021

Breakfast Served at 6am

Dec 10, 2021

F*cking Networking Events

Already I can see the text messages coming in from my countless friends who know that for the last 17 years of my life I’ve put on…

Dec 8, 2021

F*cking Networking Events

Dec 8, 2021

Sick & Wrong World -#2: Bolting the World Perks Lounge

This waking up at 5am shit doesn’t fly very well with me. Actually I’m feeling pretty good considering the fact I’m currently “caffeine…

Dec 7, 2021

Dec 7, 2021

A Trip to the DMV in CO

DMV. No three letters inspire more fear and dread in the American public than those 3 positioned right next to each other in capital…

Dec 7, 2021

A Trip to the DMV in CO

Dec 7, 2021

Keurig has to be “I Failed in Life” in German.

Fucking Keurig. Oh on the surface this substitute for hiring people smart enough to make coffee like normal people who breath through their…

Dec 2, 2021

Keurig has to be “I Failed in Life” in German.

Dec 2, 2021

Wrong Password: A Metaphor for Society of Today…..

Fucking Hell. I was first at this shit goddamnit. Fucking first amongst my family. My friends. Your friends. That kid you think is “really…

Dec 2, 2021

Wrong Password: A Metaphor for Society of Today…..

Dec 2, 2021

Sick & Wrong World #18: Driving Ms Tesstarrossa

Hello Folks!

Dec 2, 2020

Dec 2, 2020

Sick & Wrong World #9: I can’t drive 45

Sick & Wrong World #9: I can’t drive 45

Dec 2, 2020

Dec 2, 2020

Juan Sevo

Juan Sevo

Cynism rebranded as Satire. Spellcheck and grammar is for people who get paid to do this shit. Opinions not my own they just come to me from Valis

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