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Juan Sevo

In the end, no one cares

The hardest lesson to learn is that in the end, you’re on your own and if you’re truly in a path to do your own thing an be you there is…

4 min readFeb 3, 2022

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Juan Sevo

You’re Not Fucking “Old”

“We’re getting old”…..I fucking here this far too much from friends who’re talking like we’re in our rocking chairs slamming Ensures like…

5 min readDec 13, 2021

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You’re Not Fucking “Old”

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Juan Sevo

Breakfast Served at 6am

Breakfast is a meal I skipped for a good chunk of my adult life. Let’s just say my idea of making breafast involved keeping a box of rice…

3 min readDec 10, 2021

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Breakfast Served at 6am

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Juan Sevo

F*cking Networking Events

Already I can see the text messages coming in from my countless friends who know that for the last 17 years of my life I’ve put on…

11 min readDec 8, 2021

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F*cking Networking Events

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Juan Sevo

Sick & Wrong World -#2: Bolting the World Perks Lounge

This waking up at 5am shit doesn’t fly very well with me. Actually I’m feeling pretty good considering the fact I’m currently “caffeine…

3 min readDec 7, 2021

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Juan Sevo

A Trip to the DMV in CO

DMV. No three letters inspire more fear and dread in the American public than those 3 positioned right next to each other in capital…

6 min readDec 7, 2021

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A Trip to the DMV in CO

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Juan Sevo

Keurig has to be “I Failed in Life” in German.

Fucking Keurig. Oh on the surface this substitute for hiring people smart enough to make coffee like normal people who breath through their…

5 min readDec 2, 2021

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Keurig has to be “I Failed in Life” in German.

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Juan Sevo

Wrong Password: A Metaphor for Society of Today…..

Fucking Hell. I was first at this shit goddamnit. Fucking first amongst my family. My friends. Your friends. That kid you think is “really…

5 min readDec 2, 2021

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Wrong Password: A Metaphor for Society of Today…..

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Juan Sevo

Sick & Wrong World #18: Driving Ms Tesstarrossa

Hello Folks!

9 min readDec 2, 2020

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Juan Sevo

Sick & Wrong World #9: I can’t drive 45

Sick & Wrong World #9: I can’t drive 45

8 min readDec 2, 2020

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Juan Sevo

Juan Sevo

Cynism rebranded as Satire. Spellcheck and grammar is for people who get paid to do this shit. Opinions not my own they just come to me from Valis

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